Adam: I like my theater like I like my women.
Me: ...dominated by old white men?
Me: ...desperately underfunded?
Phil: Filled with old drapes?
Danny: Deadly, holy, rough, immediate?
Michael: In the round?
William: blacking out intermittently?
Me: ...skillful in the use of alienation to draw attention to suffering?
Kristin: Student discount.
Cali: Black box?
Nathan: Covered in popcorn and spilled soda?
Pete: Deep and probing.
Eli: Pretentious and inaccessible.
Mary: For 90 minutes with no intermission.